GM Folks
— anontist (@anontist20) June 12, 2023
What's the status of your CHAIR 🤔
Techy-guy: Can you fix my old wooden chair? It keeps crashing.
Carpenter: I specialize in hardware, not software updates. Let's stick to fixing the legs.#NFT #NFTs #NFTCommmunity #nftcollector #NFTProjects #nftart pic.twitter.com/q6WTNlMtXu
GM Folks. Do you like Games?
— anontist (@anontist20) June 12, 2023
Techy-guy: "I made a game, wanna try it?"
Pro Gamer: "Sure, what's the goal?"
Techy-guy: "Reach level 99, but no Wi-Fi for a month."
Pro Gamer: "You're pure evil!"#NFT #NFTs #NFTcollections #NFTCommmunity #NFTProjects #nftart #nftcollector
GM folks 😎
— anontist (@anontist20) June 10, 2023
Techy-guy: "Hey Harry, did you hear about the hacker who got caught?"
Harry: "Yeah, he accidentally transferred $1 billion to his own account!"
Techy-guy: "Talk about a 'ctrl-c' mistake!"
Harry: "Haha, more like an 'alt-f4' from freedom!"#NFT #NFTs #NFTCommunity pic.twitter.com/93qijhrz2w
GM, Tweet-er
— anontist (@anontist20) June 9, 2023
Techy-Guy: "Hey Eagle, did you know there's a new bird app called Tweet-er?"
Eagle: "Really? I'll join right away! I'm ready to soar high in the virtual flock!"#NFT #NFTCommunity #NFTMarketplace #NFTartist #NFTCollection #nftcollectors pic.twitter.com/rXeYIDlGzj
GM Guys. Here's a joke:-
— anontist (@anontist20) June 8, 2023
Carpenter: "Furniture repairs needed?"
Techy-Guy: "Nah, got a high-tech standing desk."
Carpenter: "Wood 3.0 interface?"
Techy-Guy: "Nah, 'Ctrl+Alt+Legroom' boosts productivity!"#NFT #nftart #NFTCommunity #nftcollectors #NFTProject #NFTartist pic.twitter.com/qxdUpwFjtg
World: Another day, Techy-Guy? Building an app to conquer the world?
— anontist (@anontist20) June 7, 2023
Techy-Guy: Yup! My world-conquering app is almost ready.
World: Good luck, but don't forget, I've got the ultimate power-off button.
👉Btw, GM#NFT #nftcollectors #NFTCommunity #NFTProject #NFTartist #nftart pic.twitter.com/L98gzR8Lgx
Barber: "How can I help you today, sir?"
— anontist (@anontist20) June 6, 2023
Techy-Guy: "I need a firmware update for my beard, it's not syncing properly with my razor."
Barber: "Well, I can give you a trim, but for firmware updates, you'll have to consult Silicon Valley, not my barber chair!"#NFT #nftcollectors pic.twitter.com/qFTGrINLXE
Techy-Guy: "Hey Principal, I've got an idea! Let's upgrade the school's computers!"
— anontist (@anontist20) June 5, 2023
Principal: "Upgrade? Why would we do that?"
Techy-Guy: "Because the floppy disks we're using are older than most of the students!"#NFT #NFTart #NFTCommunity #NFTProject #NFTartist pic.twitter.com/xhQ1NwUgg6
GM folks 😎
— anontist (@anontist20) June 10, 2023
Techy-guy: "Hey Harry, did you hear about the hacker who got caught?"
Harry: "Yeah, he accidentally transferred $1 billion to his own account!"
Techy-guy: "Talk about a 'ctrl-c' mistake!"
Harry: "Haha, more like an 'alt-f4' from freedom!"#NFT #NFTs #NFTCommunity pic.twitter.com/93qijhrz2w
Boss: How's work from home, Techy-Guy?
— anontist (@anontist20) June 5, 2023
Techy-Guy: Great! I've mastered "snooze-ition" for maximum productivity.
Boss: "Snooze-ition"? Explain.
Techy-Guy: Ideas flow while dozing. Efficiency at its comfiest!
Boss: Haha, just stay professional. No pillow fights on calls!#NFT pic.twitter.com/iDPH0v3uiR
Techy-Guy: Hey Google, do you know how owls sleep?
— anontist (@anontist20) June 3, 2023
Google: Of course! Owls sleep with their eyes closed, just like any other bird.
Techy-Guy: Actually, they sleep with their eyes wide open!
Google: Oh, I guess they're always keeping an "eye" out for bugs in their software!
:) https://t.co/3XECU0jGaT pic.twitter.com/e3Lg8ULRCd
Techy-guy: "Hey, did you know programming is like life? You spend hours debugging just to realize it was your own fault."
— anontist (@anontist20) June 3, 2023
Programmer: "True, but at least in programming, we have stack traces to blame. Life doesn't give us that luxury!"#NFT #NFTCommunity #nftcollectors #nftart pic.twitter.com/J7hHVQiUze